Tiger Should Go With His "New Hugh" Persona

Now that the stories about Tiger Woods have descended from "marital woes" to "all out sex/party maniac," I think Tiger needs a new strategy:

Tiger should go full-steam ahead and plant his flag as "the new Hugh Hefner," or in my shorthand (trademark pending), "The New Hugh."

I'm serious here.



Hugh Hefner has made a bloody fortune screwing beautiful women and leading the party life. But he's ooollllddd. I can't believe he's still going strong, supposedly.

Hugh ain't gonna last forever. We need a new role model, a new Adonis to do all the things we dream about: Tiger.

He's incredibly handsome.

He's incredibly rich.

He's one of the greatest athletes in the world.

He's one of the greatest commercial pitchmen in the world.

He's perfect.

Go for it, my man.  Stock your mega-yacht Privacy with hot-and-cold running hotties, Cristal and pate, enjoy it and cash in on it.

You have nothing left to lose.